The one where they don't know that we know that they know.

So, it's happened again. You may (or may not) remember my mum's surprise 60th. When my uncle Jeff let slip to my mum, so my mum pretended not to know, then my cousin (Uncle Jeff's daughter) slipped to me that my mum knew because of her dad so then me and my sister pretended not to know that mum knew and then made my mum act surprised on the night knowing that she knew. Are you following? Yes? Good.

So, it's happened again.

Mum: (speaking to my dad) Oh there is part 2 of a documentary about George Harrison on later I'll have to watch that but I must have missed part one

Dad: Well, check see if it's till on Iplayer.

Loz: *stood trying to make faces at my dad telling him to shut up*

*Mum leaves the room*

Loz: Dad I think that's the same as what I've bought her for Christmas we have to stop her watching it. Can you cause a power cut, or watch something else, make her record it and I'll accidentally delete it. But do something.

Dad: That's not gona happen I'm sure she'll like it regardless as to whether she's already seen it.

Loz: That's not the point I thought it was a really good Christmas present and now it's gona be spoiled. It doesn't matter just don't say anything to her she'll just have to watch it twice.

*I go to church*

*I get back from church*

Mum: I've decided I'm not gona watch that George Harrison thing now your dad wants to watch something else.

Loz: So you're recording it?

Mum: Maybe haven't decided.

*I walk into the kitchen*

Loz: Dad you told her didn't you.

Dad: It was the only way but I told her not to tell you she knew.

Loz: She didn't I worked it out.

Dad: Well, don't tell her you know that she knows.

*Goes back into the lounge*

Loz: I know that you know. Just so we both know.

Check the link below

http://youtu.be/tvaD-29pQBY